Throck Morton goes GREEN!
June 2, 2008
Throck Morton goes GREEN!
Throck Morton, one of the worlds’ richest men, has announced today he will be “jumping on the Go Green bandwagon and riding it to publicity town”.
Throck Morton Industries and Throck Morton Global Holdings are known more for their real estate holdings then their manufacturing. This year alone however Mr. Morton has expanded the scope of his operations.
Mr. Morton stated, “Helping the environment and stuff is always good. I run my fleet of jets about half as much as I use too. Well mostly because I broke up with that pop singer from Columbia so I don’t have to fly down there every weekend. She was a definite babe and worth the pollution. Yea!”
As a gesture of “Going Green” Throck will have his servants push his limousine the last mile to his jet hanger thereby saving endless gallons of gas. “Sometimes you got to give from the heart” Throck told us, “It’s about the future. I mean without a future we couldn’t have cheerleader…and who wants to live in a world without cheerleaders.”
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