Throck Morton Industries puts efforts into beer guzzling car

Billionaire mogul Throck Morton is stepping up the fight for alternative fuels. He is bringing his top engineers from Throck Morton Industries and Throck Morton Global Holdings together to tackle an international problem. While several companies have paid lip service to the idea of new fuels Throck Morton has pledge to put his vast fortune to work on the problem.

 

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“A lot of lobbyists were pushing for us to try coal or cotton…but I don’t have much cotton or coal sitting around my home,” stated Throck “But who doesn’t have a couple of Natural Light beers sitting in their refrigerator.” The company engineers are striving to perfect an engine that runs on a pure mix of barley and hops. Beer Expert Zane Gustinhousen added, “With beer as a main fuel source we might eventually run into a Friday fuel shortage or have to cut back public transportation in towns that have 25 cent keg beer night. We need to think through the economics of such a change.”

 

The United States government has continued to echo the need for “green” solutions as the price of oil continues to skyrocket. Rumors have circulated that OPEC is unhappy with Throck Morton’s move to change the fuel landscape.

 

 

Throck pointed out how several Universities had stopped letting their cheerleading squads traveling because of gas prices. “When we are done with our new engine,” exclaimed Throck “I’ll say ‘filler up with cold domestic brew because we got a game on!’ Now that’s innovation you can cheer for!”

 

 

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