Billionaire land developer Throck Morton announced today the purchase of three major Scottish historic golf courses. All three had come into troubled financial times as the sport of golf hits a slump in tourism internationally.
Throck Morton Global Holdings plans to turn the golf mainstays in miniature golf courses. Throck stated, “We live in a hurried society. Nobody has time for seven hours to play one game. With putt putt you are in and out in thirty minutes.” The company has imported miles and miles of Astroturf to cover the fairways.
Scottish Greenkeeper Chalmers D. Macauley IV spoke on the issues, “I understand the need for profits and such ol’ chap but having a large dinosaur with a swinging tail on a golf course is pure insanity.”
Mr. Morton went on to say, “The first thing we are going to do is put in a snack bar! I mean none of these castles has a snack bar in it…what barbarians!”
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i like dinosaurs and golf…they should keep that!