OBAMA CAMP ADDS “THROCK MORTON” NAME TO SHORT LIST

 

 

PONTIAC, Mich. – Rumors swelled from the Barack Obama campaign Monday that multi-billionaire real estate mogul Throck Morton might be added to the Vice Presidential short list. The tycoon best known for his jet setting ways and wild parties seems like a long shot to get the nod. He may however be exactly what the Democratic Party needs to pull in the Blue Collar working class voters who admire his trysts with supermodels and big screen vixens.

 

 

Political Consultant Remy VanShilper stated, “If the Democrats really want to get a Vice Presidential candidate with some pizzazz then Throck would be just what the doctor ordered. His deep pockets would definitely help the long winded campaign’s empty pockets. Plus who wouldn’t want to be at his Inauguration Party. I bet someone gets naked at that party.”

 

When contacted at his 10,000 acre ranch in Madagascar Throck Morton said, “I’m a flattered that my name is being tossed around but I’m not kidding myself…I mean who wants a V.P. who will get naked in the Lincoln Room with four stewardesses? I will however call the Biz Markie because he has got to be my in-White House DJ. I bet Bush doesn’t have that? The truth is the White House is kind small for me. You think they’d let me add on? First step would be adding a water slide. The slide may be the V.P. deal breaker. Just maybe. Yea baby!”

 

 

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