Throck Morton Industries “executive retreat” mistaken for jungle tribe
How can an executive retreat make the news? When it’s hosted by the well known Throck Morton! This past weekend top executives from Throck Morton Industries and Throck Morton Global Holdings held their annual retreat in Brazil. The theme was “Primitive Corporate Tactics”.
Mr. Morton went on to say, “It was my idea to have the outing this year in the Amazon jungle. Sometimes the workforce needs to get in touch with their inner warrior. Maybe we partied a little too hard because all I remember is waking up covered in clay mud.”
Senior Vice President of European Operations Zeek Besteroosle said, “It started as a practical joke until Throck decided to divide the meetings into brown mud and red mud groups. The weather was so hot the cool clay was actually welcome at that point.”
The executive teams participated in such team building activities as “hut building” and “primitive weapon making”. The camp next door from Jones & Dallas Accounting Firm kept flying their helicopter over trying to steal the Morton camp’s beer. “The bows definitely scared them off” stated Throck.
We asked Throck if next year’s retreat would be held in the same area. “The mud was fun and all but man it’s hot and the bugs get in your teeth” claimed Throck, “There weren’t any dance clubs anywhere around either. Someone could make a fortune opening a strip mall and a strip joint around there. Next year we are going to Paris!”
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