Throck Morton goes GREEN!

 

Throck Morton, one of the worlds’ richest men, has announced today he will be “jumping on the Go Green bandwagon and riding it to publicity town”.

 

 

Throck Morton Industries and Throck Morton Global Holdings are known more for their real estate holdings then their manufacturing. This year alone however Mr. Morton has expanded the scope of his operations.

 

Mr. Morton stated, “Helping the environment and stuff is always good. I run my fleet of jets about half as much as I use too. Well mostly because I broke up with that pop singer from Columbia so I don’t have to fly down there every weekend. She was a definite babe and worth the pollution. Yea!”

 

 

As a gesture of “Going Green” Throck will have his servants push his limousine the last mile to his jet hanger thereby saving endless gallons of gas. “Sometimes you got to give from the heart” Throck told us, “It’s about the future. I mean without a future we couldn’t have cheerleader…and who wants to live in a world without cheerleaders.”

 

 

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13 Responses to “Throck Morton goes GREEN!”

  1. Jenny said

    That made me laugh! :)

  2. Nolte said

    Haha! Green!

  3. Walker said

    WTF!

  4. Patton said

    I’m die’n laughing. Keep it coming.

  5. Brian said

    the enviroment is worth fighting for

  6. jane said

    <3 Jane

    The limo part rockz!

  7. Doug In Real Life said

    I don’t get it

    Oh I do

  8. Jolie said

    She’s a hottie!

  9. Dale V. said

    We need to protest the oil companies! Who is with me!

  10. Nita said

    Shut up Dale, you are loooosewr

  11. Jeanette said

    I want that outfit on HER!!!!!

  12. Effie said

    All this green crapola is getting old. When can I go back to being lazy and poluted? Hmmm…

  13. Pile (Man unmongst Boys) said

    The girl makes the bit. But it was also damn funny! My cousin and I read it like 3 times.

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